A black zip-up hoodie, featuring the Resist design on the left breast. It's embroidered in flamingo pink and measures approx 6cm wide and 7.5cm tall

Let's Hibernate! Our premium unisex T has the logo embroidered in white on the front

Tentacle Porn! Who doesn't love an octopus?

Why yes, I am one of those. Thanks for noticing!

Not feeling it? Don't worry - we can't all enjoy Xmas all the time. This printed sweatshirt has a tree and the helpful message "This Xmas, just .... don't! OK?"

We can't guarantee it'll help you avoid arguments, but it's worth a try.