If there really was a Speedy Rainbow Pizza Company, we reckon they might have a T shirt a bit like this.
Features the 'logo' and the tag line 'Cramming it in your gob since 2017'

Trans people in the UK are under attack, with a government that doesn't care, and an Equality watchdog that's been stacked against them. We can't change much with a single T shirt, but you can let trans people know you stand with them.

Remember to write to your MP, and let them know your views, too! You can see my example letter here.

Let's Hibernate! Our premium unisex T has the logo embroidered in white on the front

You and me—we were meant to be(anie)! Double-layered and made with recycled polyester, this beanie will last you on and on. And with the Let's Hibernate logo embroidered on the front, it's sure to keep you cosy this winter

Why yes, I am one of those. Thanks for noticing!

This T shirt has the Let's Hibernate logo printed in white on the left breast

A soft T shirt with the Resist design printed in pink on the front