Tentacle Porn! Who doesn't love an octopus?

Once upon a time, there were six little girls. But two of them turned out to be fascists, so they don’t get to go on the T shirt.

Trans people in the UK are under attack, with a government that doesn't care, and an Equality watchdog that's been stacked against them. We can't change much with a single T shirt, but you can let trans people know you stand with them.

Remember to write to your MP, and let them know your views, too! You can see my example letter here.

Inspired by the film, this T shirt has the message "Don't Dom Like Ray" embroidered on the front, and the word "pillion" on the left sleeve.

If you go down to the hood today ... you'd better wear this embroidered hoodie

Channel your inner wine-mom with our Live, Lust, Lube t shirt