Keep warm this winter with our embroidered Let's Hibernate sweatshirt, with the logo in black stitching

Why yes, I am one of those. Thanks for noticing!

"A playful riff on LGBTQ rights and 80s fears of nuclear annihilation"

Before the rainbow flag, the pink triangle was often used as a symbol by LGBT people - memorably in the campaigning by groups like ACT-UP, but also often as a discreet badge, noticed by people in the know, but otherwise unremarkable.

And in the UK, part of the preparedness for nuclear war was a leaflet called "Protect and Survive." Think "Duck and cover" if you're American. But perhaps slightly more useful.

This design mashes up the two, to bring you Protest & Survive, a call to arms for an embattled community

Not feeling it? Don't worry - we can't all enjoy Xmas all the time. This printed sweatshirt has a tree and the helpful message "This Xmas, just .... don't! OK?"

We can't guarantee it'll help you avoid arguments, but it's worth a try.

A soft T shirt with the Resist design printed in pink on the front

If there really was a Speedy Rainbow Pizza Company, we reckon they might have a T shirt a bit like this.
Features the 'logo' and the tag line 'Cramming it in your gob since 2017'

Inspired by the film, this T shirt has the message "Don't Dom Like Ray" embroidered on the front, and the word "pillion" on the left sleeve.