A black T shirt with the Resist design embroidered in flamingo pink on the left breast

If there really was a Speedy Rainbow Pizza Company, we reckon they might have a T shirt a bit like this.
Features the 'logo' and the tag line 'Cramming it in your gob since 2017'

This T shirt has the Let's Hibernate logo printed in white on the left breast

Keep warm this winter with our embroidered Let's Hibernate sweatshirt, with the logo in black stitching

You and me—we were meant to be(anie)! Double-layered and made with recycled polyester, this beanie will last you on and on. And with the Let's Hibernate logo embroidered on the front, it's sure to keep you cosy this winter

Once upon a time, there were six little girls. But two of them turned out to be fascists, so they don’t get to go on the T shirt.