If there really was a Speedy Rainbow Pizza Company, we reckon they might have a T shirt a bit like this.
Features the 'logo' and the tag line 'Cramming it in your gob since 2017'

A simple shirt, with the Philly Pride stripe on each sleeve

Keep warm this winter with our embroidered Let's Hibernate sweatshirt, with the logo in white stitching

"A playful riff on LGBTQ rights and 80s fears of nuclear annihilation"

Before the rainbow flag, the pink triangle was often used as a symbol by LGBT people - memorably in the campaigning by groups like ACT-UP, but also often as a discreet badge, noticed by people in the know, but otherwise unremarkable.

And in the UK, part of the preparedness for nuclear war was a leaflet called "Protect and Survive." Think "Duck and cover" if you're American. But perhaps slightly more useful.

This design mashes up the two, to bring you Protest & Survive, a call to arms for an embattled community

If you go down to the hood today ... you'd better wear this embroidered hoodie

Why yes, I am one of those. Thanks for noticing!