If there really was a Speedy Rainbow Pizza Company, we reckon they might have a T shirt a bit like this.
Features the 'logo' and the tag line 'Cramming it in your gob since 2017'

Trans people in the UK are under attack, with a government that doesn't care, and an Equality watchdog that's been stacked against them. We can't change much with a single T shirt, but you can let trans people know you stand with them.

Inspired by the film, this T shirt has the message "Don't Dom Like Ray" embroidered on the front, and the word "pillion" on the left sleeve.

Cover up this autumn! This long sleeve shirt has the Let's Hibernate logo printed in white on the left breast

Once upon a time, there were six little girls. But two of them turned out to be fascists, so they don’t get to go on the T shirt.

Why yes, I am one of those. Thanks for noticing!