Once upon a time, there were six little girls. But two of them turned out to be fascists, so they don’t get to go on the T shirt.

Not feeling it? Don't worry - we can't all enjoy Xmas all the time. This printed sweatshirt has a tree and the helpful message "This Xmas, just .... don't! OK?"

We can't guarantee it'll help you avoid arguments, but it's worth a try.

If there really was a Speedy Rainbow Pizza Company, we reckon they might have a T shirt a bit like this.
Features the 'logo' and the tag line 'Cramming it in your gob since 2017'

This T shirt has the Let's Hibernate logo printed in white on the left breast