Once upon a time, there were six little girls. But two of them turned out to be fascists, so they don’t get to go on the T shirt.

Not feeling it? Don't worry - we can't all enjoy Xmas all the time. This printed sweatshirt has a tree and the helpful message "This Xmas, just .... don't! OK?"

We can't guarantee it'll help you avoid arguments, but it's worth a try.

Channel your inner wine-mom with our Live, Lust, Lube t shirt

Trans people in the UK are under attack, with a government that doesn't care, and an Equality watchdog that's been stacked against them. We can't change much with a single T shirt, but you can let trans people know you stand with them.

Remember to write to your MP, and let them know your views, too! You can see my example letter here.